# 10. Pumpkins don’t fight over which one gets to go home with you.
# 9. Pumpkins will not just stare at your chest when you are talking to them unless you carve them that way.
# 8. They don’t care if you keep the remote to the tv or if you change the channel from a football game or a race.
# 7. They will sit on your front porch and wait for you to come home and never complain.
# 6. You can ride them around all day and leave them all night in your trunk and they won’t gripe.
# 5. If you neglect to shave your legs one day, they won’t care. They won’t say it feels like a briar patch.
# 4. You can listen to the oldies and cry over lost loves and they won’t make fun of you. They will not call you a cry baby.
# 3. Men will hardly say anything to you when you try to talk to them, pumpkins will spill their guts out to you.
# 2. Pumkins don’t really care how much you spend at the store, how long you stay out and who you bring home with you.
# 1. Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from.