(Woman arrested last night after allegedly swerving and driving past a house where Deputies were making Drug arrests)
#10… She had just heard a Bing Crosby song on the radio. He was singing “White Christmas” and it moved her to tears, as always happens. It’s hard to drive straight when you are all blurry-eyed.
#9 … Four Words, Randy: Possum in the Road
#8 … She was swerving to miss a Golden Retriever. Randy, surely you can understand this.
#7 … Wrong address. She was looking for Fresh Eggs!
#6 …Two Words: Wet Pavement. I believe if we check we could find a little bit of rain fell out north of Ware Shoals last night.
#5 … This all started because that woman had failed to take our Governor’s pledge. Turns out, she was actually texting while driving!
#4 …. Moonlight. Moonlight I suspect she had heard about a dead skunk in the road and was swerving at shadows in the road at sight of a shadow.
#3 …Superstition. She saw a back cat cross the driveway she was about to enter and knew better than to continue across that path.
#2 … She was still suffering for a bad night’s sleep. Then while driving down the road she remembered hearing about the Mattress Warehouse and she suddenly swerved to turn and head to the store in Laurens.
# 1 … Restless Arm Syndrome.